Written on the Body
by Jeanette Winterson
Review byThe Plaid Adder
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To the extent that it has a plot, Written on the Body is about a person who has had a string of abortive, short, often clandestine relationships (s/he says s/he is "addicted to the first six months") who has finally found what s/he believes, at the moment anyway, is The Big One. The Big One is a red-haired beauty named Louise who is married to a truly heinous and hyper-annoying oncologist named Elgin (yes, after the Elgin Marbles, there's a long story about that). The narrator is involved in a one-year relationship with an assistant zookeeper named Jacqueline who specializes in counseling traumatized small furry animals. However, it's clear that the narrator never really cared much about Jacqueline, so watching him/her go through the whole "adultery angst" thing makes you really kind of want to smack him/her for jerking this poor woman around for a year only to dump her as soon as something better comes along. Unlike all the other married women, this one is ready and willing to leave her husband, and for the first half of the book you're thinking the big crisis will be: can the narrator's love survive the long-term availability of the beloved, or will this one end after the first six months too?
Unfortunately, halfway through the book something Dramatic happens. Now, it is supposed to be a shock, so to tell you what it is would be a major spoiler; so unfortunately that's going to make it hard to explain why we both hated the second half of this book with a passion. All I can tell you is that after getting Bad News of possibly the most melodramatic kind, and after one of the book's villains pulls a scam on him/her that a child could see through, the narrator does something that the narrator believes is A Noble And Selfless Renunciation, but that anyone with two brain cells can immediately see is either the most moronic mistake ever made in the history of star-crossed loving, or a gigantic, horrific, and utterly craven and scurrilous betrayal of Louise. For the rest of the novel, you have to watch the narrator wallow in grief and pain which s/he believes s/he is enduring for the sake of the beloved, but which you as the reader with two brain cells know is completely unnecessary and unjustified. This leads to an interesting section in which the narrator becomes obsessed with human anatomy textbooks and uses them to write intense, lyrical descants on Louise's body which are by turns beautiful, moving, and disturbing as hell; but because from our point of view the narrator had already forfeited her right to call what s/he was feeling for Louise love, this section was also highly annoying. Meanwhile, there is some unnecessary low comedy involving the overweight, randy, sexually agressive female boss at the narrator's new job, and when the narrator finally comes to understand--thanks to this same overweight, randy, sexually aggressive, and, at the time, drunk off her ass and puking boss--that s/he has Made A Terrible Mistake, that's supposed to be a revelation. In fact it just makes you want to smack the narrator for having taken this long to figure that out. A Noble Quest undertaken after this revelation leads to a most unconvincing ending.
So unfortunately, what you have in Written on the Body is a very good book shackled indissolubly to a very bad book. By the time you've waded through the bad half, you've sort of soured on the good half. It's too bad, because the good stuff is really good; but there you are. I would recommend giving it a try, especially if your tolerance for unnecessary self-inflicted masochistic lover angst is higher than mine is; but be forewarned. Winterson is a wonderful writer, but as a storyteller, in this book anyway, she leaves a lot to be desired.