Operation Accurate Name
Since "Operation Infinite Justice" is clearly the most cynically inaccurate "code name" since the days of
Operation Just Cause, we owe it to ourselves and to the English language to come up with a more
appropriate one. I don't think "Operation Enduring Freedom" improves upon it in either the cynicism or inaccuracy department. So here are some suggestions submitted by our fellow-Americans:
Operation Enduring Imperialism
Operation Infantile Justice
Operation Infernal Justifications
Operation Infinite Racism
Operation Infinite Smackdown (brought to you by the WWF)
Operation Infinite Smirk
Operation Best Spin
Operation Corporate Windfall
Operation "Daddy, Can I Have A War Of My Own For Christmas?"
Operation Dubya Dubya III
Operation Enduring Arrogance
Operation Like Father Like Son
Operation Make An Enemy
Operation Mine's Bigger
Operation My God Can Beat Up Your God
Operation Old World Order
Operation Rushing Fool
Operation Second Term
Operation Success, Patient Dead
Operation What's Good For General Motors
Shootout At The Afghan Corral
Send in your submission today!